Tug-o-war, battle with Cogs, fire hose gag

Dear <%tokens["name"]%>, Toontown just isn't the same without you!
Fuzzle Wingnut, Dippy Pickles MacSnout, and I were in a Cog battle over on Silly Street the other day and we really could have used your keen pie throwin' arm.
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Signed,

Flippy Toontown Council President
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