Carlotta is a model turned actress, fresh off a star-making turn in the Lester Noogie epic sci-fi monster Western whodunit romance "Once Upon a Time in My Mom's Basement", where her gorgeous voice and glamorous looks made her an instant cinema sensation. Prior to that, she had been just another pretty girl with nothing on her resume but a Miss Pork Cracklins pageant crown.  

 

Now, the world is now Carlotta's oyster. With no shortage of tabloid press and paparazzi attention, her rags-to-riches story and incredible beauty keep her in the public eye 24/7. Carlotta has attracted plenty of police attention on the set of her latest film, another Lester Noogie special called "That Darn Caterpillar," but the press has been unable to get to any details. Seems like someone high up is watching out for her... 

 

Accuse Carlotta now!