&q1=What is your favorite food? &a1c1=Weed rats, slugs, and onions. &a1c2=Snails-crunchy on the outside, slimy on the inside. &a1c3=Waffles! &a1c4=Sushi, catfish, flounder, anything fishy. &a1c5=Whatever is in the cafeteria will do. &q2=What is the last book you read? &a2c1="The Ogre's Guide to Fatherhood". &a2c2="The Expectant Ogre's Handbook". &a2c3="The Practical Guide to Dronkeys and Dragons". &a2c4="The Three MusCATeers" Very disappointing - there was not a single kitty in the book! &a2c5="Dealing with the Pains of Growing Up". &q3=How would you describe your ideal mate? &a3c1=Someone who appreciates the fine art of burping. &a3c2=Tall, green, and handsome! &a3c3=Purple skin, sharp teeth, and breath that could melt armor. &a3c4=Really, does there have to be just one? &a3c5=Someone that likes me more than Lancelot. &q4=What is your biggest pet peeve? &a4c1=Four-legged sidekicks that can't keep their traps shut. &a4c2=People that can't look past my green skin and see the real me. &a4c3=Being confused for a Pack Mule. &a4c4=Two words: Hair balls! &a4c5=School bullies and jocks, like Lancelot. &q5=What is your motto? &a5c1=An onion a day keeps everyone away. &a5c2=Don't forget to stop and eat the weed rats. &a5c3=Adventure is my middle name! &a5c4=I may be devastatingly cute, but you don't want to ruffle my fur. &a5c5=Just leave me alone. &q6=What is your best quality? &a6c1=My earwax makes excellent candles. &a6c2=My flying roundhouse kick. &a6c3=Dashing good looks? &a6c4=Do I have to pick just one? &a6c5=I am fit to wear a crown. &q7=What hobby do you enjoy? &a7c1=Relaxing in my swamp. &a7c2=Dropkicking bands of merry men. &a7c3=Singing! &a7c4=I enjoy romancing the felines. &a7c5=Jousting and practicing with my shield. &q8=If Merlin were to find it in himself to grant you a wish, what would it be? &a8c1=Peace and quiet. &a8c2=To be happy with my family for the rest of my life. &a8c3=Waffles! Mountains and mountains of waffles! &a8c4=To live and die with honor. &a8c5=To be a successful king. &resultstitle=Who's Your New Best Environmentality Friend? &resultsshrek1=You are most like SHREKŪ in Shrek the Third the Game! At first you may seem like an ogre, but once your layers are peeled away, your big heart is revealed. You enjoy being alone, but you like hanging out with your friends - no matter how annoying they may be. &resultsshrek2=You can play as ShrekŪ and help save Far Far Away in ShrekŪ the Third the Game! &resultsfiona1=You are most like FIONA in Shrek the Third the Game! Never one to judge a book by its cover, you can look past the green of one's skin to find the true person beneath. Despite being a princess, you are no damsel in distress. You enjoy long walks on the beach and dropkicking bands of outlaws. &resultsfiona2=You can play as Princess Fiona and help save Far Far Away in Shrek the Third the Game! &resultsdonkey1=You are most like DONKEY in Shrek the Third the Game! Ever the optimist, you find the positive in every messy situation (especially since you are most likely the reason the situation is messy in the first place). You are a loyal friend and always up for a new adventure. &resultsdonkey2=You can play as Donkey and help save Far Far Away in Shrek the Third the Game! &resultspussnboots1=You are most like PUSS IN BOOTS in Shrek the Third the Game! Behind those big, sweet kitty-cat eyes lies the spirit of the fiercest of felines. You have the heart of a warrior, and the charm of Don Juan. Women swoon over you, while men tremble at the thought of you - except, of course when you're hacking up a hairball. &resultspussnboots2=You can play as Puss in Boots and help save Far Far Away in Shrek the Third the Game! &resultsartie1=You are most like ARTIE in Shrek the Third the Game! Great things are expected of you and that scares you. However, despite your fear, deep down you know that you can handle any situation. With a little encouragement, you can do anything. &resultsartie2=You can play as Artie and help save Far Far Away in Shrek the Third the Game!