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Question: Miss Piggy, how do I ask a girl out who I have a crush on?
MissPggy: Moi would use the telephone.
Question: Ms. Piggy did you like Treasure Island? Do pigs tan?
MissPggy: Treasure Island was a lovely location. Pigs do tan, and occasionally I've heard some even roast.
Question: What did you get Kermit for Valentine's Day?
MissPggy: That is a personal question. But if you must ask, he loves chocolate covered grasshoppers, and that is what moi has given him.
Question: Piggy, are you going to make often appearances on "Muppets Tonight!"?
MissPggy: Moi will be appearing occasionally on Muppets Tonight. I will be doing a new version of Pigs In Space called Deep Dish Nine: The Next Generation of Pigs in Space.
Question: What was the most romantic setting you and Kermit were ever placed in?
MissPggy: In our new movie, we are in a romantic, tropical hideaway, and I must say it really puts a pig in the mood!
Question: Will your love always be for Kermit?
MissPggy: Kermie is moi's "magnificent obsession". We will always be together, like Hepburn and Tracey... like George and Gracie... like Roy and Trigger.
Question: How do you keep your piggy figure?
MissPggy: Moi would like to divulge my secret, but I am negotiating a deal for an exercise video. I may call it "Eating to the Oldies"
Question: Ms. Piggy what is your favorite movie?
MissPggy: I enjoyed Hamlet.
Question: Ms. Piggy what is your favorite Muppet movie?
MissPggy: Other than Muppet Treasure Island, which opens on Feb. 16th, at a theater near vous, my favorite is The Muppet Movie, because it documents the now legendary meeting of moi and Kermie.
Question: Did you and Kermit kiss? I hear he's a great kisser!
MissPggy: Is Kermit a great kisser? You'll never know how good he is!
Question: How were you able to protect your delicate pigskin during filming of Treasure Island? It must have been very difficult.
MissPggy: I used sunscreen. SPF #300.
Question: Do you have any advice on how to keep love alive?
MissPggy: My suggestion to keep love alive? Lots and lots of presents!
Question: Who's your favorite director?
MissPggy: Moi's favorite director is the one who gives me my next big, big role. If there are any directors out there, call my agent Bernie.
Question: Miss Piggy, where did you get your voice training?
MissPggy: Moi am a graduate of Master Cho's School of Charm, Voice and Martial Arts.
Question: If Kermit was a pig, would you like him any more?
MissPggy: Moi loves Kermit for who he is. Not what he is. But moi is sure he makes a much better frog than he would a pig!
Question: Did Kermie give you your valentine yet? And are you going to have dinner with him tonight?
MissPggy: Moi and Kermie are having a romantic little rendezvous at an undisclosed location, where moi am sure he will present me with a spectacular Valentine gift and if he doesn't, we will have a romantic little rendezvous in the emergency room!
Question: Miss Piggy, what state do you live in?
MissPggy: I travel around a lot. One member of moi's staff is responsible for remembering what state I am in at any given time. Tonight's his day off.
Question: Miss Piggy, have you been keeping that karate chop of yours up to snuff?
MissPggy: Moi practices my karate for a full 3 minutes each and every day.
Question: how did you get Kermit to notice you
MissPggy: He was immediately knocked out by my glamour and beauty, and my left hook.
Question: Miss Piggy, what is a normal day for you?
MissPggy: Tuesday.
Question: Do you have any relatives?
MissPggy: Yes, moi does have relatives. They still live on the farm, and I try to visit them whenever I can.
Question: Where is Treasure Island?
MissPggy: At a theater near you, starting Friday.
Question: Miss Piggy, Do you steer clear of pork products?
MissPggy: Moi seem to be having some of those technical difficulties again. I didn't get that question.
Question: Why are you so violent with Kermit? Is your hair permed or naturally curly?
MissPggy: Moi am not violent with Kermit. A lady is not violent. She is assertive.
Question: What is the most demanding part of being an international love-object and mega star?
MissPggy: Moi would say the most demanding part is answering questions about moi's hair.
Question: Wasn't there a rumor in the Star linking you with the star of the movie "Babe"?
MissPggy: Of course not. Babe is the short, barnyard type, and moi is the glamorous, superstar type. We have nothing in common!
Question: Did you have to lose weight to be in Treasure Island?
MissPggy: There are those technical difficulties again.
Question: Who does your makeup?
MissPggy: Moi has a team of trained professionals ready to spring into action at a moments notice.
Question: Who is your favorite Muppet besides Kermit?
MissPggy: I suppose moi runs a close second.
Question: One of my best friends is a girl. I love her as a girlfriend. Should I tell her? We are 10 years old
MissPggy: Moi's philosophy has always been, tell them how you feel. Moi has always told Kermit how I feel. And unfortunately, Kermit has always told moi how he feels.
Question: What role do you play in the current movie that you are in?
MissPggy: Moi plays Benjamina Gunn, maroonee and Queen of the Boars.
Question: Will Vets hospital still be on Muppets Tonight? Are you still a nurse or have you gone to medical school?
MissPggy: As of now, we will not be doing Vets Hospital on the new show.
Question: Who's your favorite designer for your clothes?
MissPggy: Moi would love someday to wear the designs of Todd OldHAM and Anna Sui.
Question: Did you get along on the set of "A Muppet's Christmas Carol"?
MissPggy: I had a good time on the set of Muppet Christmas Carol. Moi would have had a better time if my part had been bigger.
Question: My 13 year-old daughter Andrea wants to know if Keanu Reeves does anything for you?
MissPggy: He does moi's gardening twice a week. He does a good job on the hedges, but leaves the lawn a mess.
Question: Where did you learn all that Karate?
MissPggy: Good old Master Cho's School of Charm, Voice, Modeling, Waterskiing and Martial Arts.
AOLiveMC5: We have time for one last question Miss Piggy.
Question: Miss Piggy, Is it true that you had a nose job?
MissPggy: Many people have asked if moi has had plastic surgery. My response has always been, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. N'est ce pas?
AOLiveMC5: Thank you so much Miss Piggy! It has been terrific to have you here this evening! Good luck with your new film!
MissPggy: It was wonderful to be here! Happy Valentine's Day everyone! And moi hopes to see you on Friday at a theater near you... for Muppet Treasure Island... which is rated G... for general audiences. Au revoir and kissy-kissy!
AOLiveMC5: Thank you for joining us audience and for sending your questions. See you at the movie!
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