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The pirates stretch Gonzo for the truth.
SHIP'S LOG S.S. HISPANIOLA

Day 21

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Talk about swashbuckling adventure! Three members of the crew attacked me and Rizzo today. They were trying to get the map, but I wouldn't tell them where it was! Even when they dislocated my arms -- and relocated them a few short feet away from my shoulders. Mr. Arrow put a stop to it and locked up those fiends for the rest of the trip. Darn! Just when it was beginning to feel good! Thanks to Dr. Livesey and his assistant Beaker, I'm back to normal.

--Gonzo

P.S. Rizzo seems to have double-booked this treasure expedition as a pleasure cruise. I guess when you live a rat's life, any ocean voyage is a pleasure cruise.

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